August 12, 2026
WELCOME TO MY
HOMEPAGE
Computer man, trapped on the wrong side of time. Often confused, rarely enthused. I am now in my 40s and completing my lifelong dream of becoming fluent in HTML. Medical professionals have described me as a "nice man".
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LATEST TRANSMISSIONS
August 12, 2026
Project Hail Mary:
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dog movie
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Backrooms:
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drinking problem
PARDON OUR DIGITAL DUST
THIS SITE IS PERMANENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION!!!
Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge.
| 🚧 | ABOUT PAGE | 17% DONE |
| 🚧 | GUESTBOOK | ABSOLUTELY BUSTED |
| 🚧 | GOOD TASTE | CANCELLED |
CHOOSE YOUR OWN DISASTER
5 word movie reviews
Cinema obscura mas terrible
things I find dumb
things I find stupid and/or dumb
misc
dumping ground
tech crap
oh no, its the internet
jokes
LOL = lots of laughing out loud lol
BULLETIN BOARD
- 8/12: The website escaped containment.
- Guestbook currently made of plywood and lies.
- Five-word film opinions being compressed now.
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